We live in a rainbow of chaos.

Just a giraffe having a glass of wine after work,

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Let me tell you about my besssssssssst friennnnnnd.

One of my beautiful snakes. Meet Pamela.

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Day two of the bootie challenge completed. Oh man am I sore already.

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IT’S MY BARFDAY BITCH.

CHAMPAGNE CHAMPAGNE.

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Repping my barfday gift from my baba.

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After the busiest night of the year. Coming home to this man always makes everything fanfuckingtastic.

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“Look festive” said my manager. A big thanks to all those lovers who made me big bucks for VDAY! A special note to all the kids. LEARN HOW TO FUCKING TIP. There’s a calculator on your phone.

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Drank entirely too much coffee. Called in to work a double on my only day off this week after working six days last week. Give me that mother fucking moneeeey braj.

HOPE EVERYONE HAS A WONDERFUL FUCKING DAY GUYS.

Soooo I’ve been realizing that I have been losing a follower or two everyday…

and all I have to say is.. WHY CAN’T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE PERVERTED WEIRDO I AM!?!?!? Isn’t that what tumblr is all about in the end, accepting someone for who they are? Sheesh.

oh by the way totally found this awesome new sex blog.

Probably will lose a few more tonight.

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