Just a giraffe having a glass of wine after work,
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Let me tell you about my besssssssssst friennnnnnd.
One of my beautiful snakes. Meet Pamela.
Day two of the bootie challenge completed. Oh man am I sore already.
IT’S MY BARFDAY BITCH.
Repping my barfday gift from my baba.
After the busiest night of the year. Coming home to this man always makes everything fanfuckingtastic.
“Look festive” said my manager. A big thanks to all those lovers who made me big bucks for VDAY! A special note to all the kids. LEARN HOW TO FUCKING TIP. There’s a calculator on your phone.
Drank entirely too much coffee. Called in to work a double on my only day off this week after working six days last week. Give me that mother fucking moneeeey braj.
HOPE EVERYONE HAS A WONDERFUL FUCKING DAY GUYS.
and all I have to say is.. WHY CAN’T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE PERVERTED WEIRDO I AM!?!?!? Isn’t that what tumblr is all about in the end, accepting someone for who they are? Sheesh.
oh by the way totally found this awesome new sex blog.
Probably will lose a few more tonight.
Top of the morning to ya! <3
Baby girl is still sleeping.
Life and happiness are stitched together by the little things.